KIIS-FM, Los Angeles and fellow Premiere Networks star Ryan Seacrest lands in . Are there enough possessions to go around for Carmelo Anthony, Paul George, While the network has yet to announce a specific premiere date or host for recently SVP of entertainment and comedy, working with the Opie & Anthony. Aug 12, Opie And Anthony Daily Recap By HappyTypingGirl 7/25/06 He says he's not going to West Virginia to date chicks (but it sounded like he said to date jigs). Opie applauds the abuse Joel gives to Ryan Seacrest. Sep 2, Rob Lowe comes in and ends up playing Dial-A-Date. Howard said he warned Ken about Opie and Anthony trying too hard and how they .. talking about the hosts of ''American Idol'' Ryan Seacrest and Brian Dunkleman.
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We had our differences, but he was one of those instrumental in me being where I am right now. He was a very heavy smoker and was hospitalized a year or so ago because of [that]. I never showed it on the air, but replacing Art Bell was overwhelming for me. I realized there was no way I could replace him. He is the man that made overnights meaningful and profitable in radio. On a family trip to central California one night, I heard Art on a tiny radio station. That was long before he became popular and I was fascinated with his stories about UFOs; ghosts; pyramids on Mars; climate change; and all sorts of quirky subjects.
His shows were almost always riveting and impossible to leave for even a moment. Nobody had ever heard of the guy, so my suggestion fell on deaf ears. Later, he would join our team and score enormous success. I always say that the most important thing for a radio performer is to find his voice. Howard took some phone calls for Tom before wrapping up the interview.
He also talked about Drew a little more. He and the guys asked Tom if Drew hates it when Howard bad mouths her on the air. Of course she does. High Pitch Erik called in and asked Tom how it felt to have his wife leave him.
Howard said that Erik hasn't even gotten laid so he shouldn't be talking. Erik said he did get laid Howard took another call from a guy who wanted to know how Tom's one testicle was doing since he lost one to cancer. Howard talked to him about that for a short time. He talked to Tom about ''Freddie Got Fingered for a little while also. Tom said that it's actually done very well since it was released on DVD. Artie told Howard that it's a great movie.
Howard said his daughter is also a fan of the movie. Tom said that the last time he was on the show Howard gave him his number. He programmed it into his cell phone and one day he accidentally dropped it into the toilet and lost the number. Howard told him he'd give it to him again but he doesn't want him using it. After taking a break Howard said that Tom gave him a Rolex watch.
He said he knows it's probably fake though. Howard went on to talk about how his company has never given him anything nice like that for all the years he's put in there. Howard said he wishes that someone would leave him an inheritance or something so he can get off the air already. He said he'd leave radio if he got an inheritance from a fan or something like that. Ryan Phillippe Calls In. He's married to Reese Witherspoon and he's got it made.
Howard said his wife is working her ass off and he doesn't even have to work. Ryan heard Howard talking about the inheritance thing before he picked up the phone so he said he have Reese put him in her will.
Ryan said he's a big fan of Howard's show. He was at the Debella funeral when Howard held that years ago. Ryan said he was in Philadelphia at the time and managed to get there to see it. Howard talked about that memorable time in his career. Ryan told Howard he grew up in Delaware and traveled from there to New York to audition for parts. He would listen to Howard in the mornings as they were going to auditions. Howard asked Ryan if he knew he was good looking when he was a kid. Ryan said he didn't really think of himself that way.
Robin asked him why he got married at such a young age. Ryan told them that Reese is a great person and he's not a competitive person so he settled down with her.
He also told them that there was no pre-nuptial agreement.
Howard said that means he will get half of her money if they ever divorce. Howard asked Ryan if Reese was there next to him while he was on the phone. Ryan said that he wasn't in the same room. She was up in the bedroom with the baby. Howard went on to say that he doesn't understand how they can be married so young. He also told Ryan he heard that he suffers from depression and he wanted to smack him in the head when he heard that.
Ryan asked Howard if he's completely happy with his life. Howard said he's pretty close now.
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Ryan said that he goes to therapy for his depression. Robin wondered what he could possibly talk about in therapy. He told them that he talks about his career and where he wants to go with that. Howard got back to Reese and said he's got some nudes of her from a movie she did. He got them from MrSkin. Ryan agreed with him of course. Howard talked to Ryan about how he met Reese and more about their relationship.
Howard also brought up a story that Mike Walker from the National Enquirer mentioned one time. Mike said that Ryan keeps Reese on a curfew but Ryan said that's not true.
Howard got around to plugging the new movie that Ryan is in called ''Igby Goes Down. Howard said that's a bad thing and no movie that she's been in has done well. He told Ryan that they should edit her out of it before they release it. He said she'll put the voo doo jinx on it. Howard said it's a good thing his wife is wealthy because this movie probably won't do well. Howard said Ryan didn't come to the studio this morning because he was apparently home with the flu.
He sure didn't sound sick on the phone so Howard mentioned that. Ryan said he actually didn't want to travel because he didn't want to miss ''American Idol'' last night. Howard then spent a few minutes talking about the show and the bad songs that the contestants were singing last night. He played a clip from the show to show just how bad the songs were. Howard and Ryan said that this proves that you can't just take someone and slap them on stage and make them a star. Howard said it's about making your own songs and your own thing.
Howard started to wrap up the interview when he asked Ryan if any of these casting directors ever came on to him. Ryan said one time something did happen where a guy asked him to audition and wanted him to take his shirt off. He said he got out of there before that happened though. Howard took a phone call from a guy who wanted to know if Ryan thought that Angelina Jolie was a wacky chick when he worked with her.
Ryan said she was normal and really cool when they were working together. Howard took another call from a guy who said that he pleasures himself to Reese's image all the time. The caller also wanted Ryan to put her on the phone so he could have phone sex with her. He said that he would but she was sleeping. A woman called in and accused Ryan of not leaving a tip at a restaurant her friend was working at. Ryan said that's not possible because he used to be a waiter and makes it a point to leave a substantial tip when he goes out to eat.
Howard said that maybe someone else was paying for the meal and they didn't leave a tip. Howard wrapped up the interview shortly after that. Howard didn't introduce him right away though. He started talking about this book he was reading about how to pick up chicks.
He said he loves to read stuff like that. He mentioned a couple of the things the guy wrote and Greg had commented on a couple of them. Howard finally said ''Oh yeah, Greg Fitzsimmons is here Now he just shows up. Howard got back to the book, by Gabe Fischbarg, and went through a few of tips he gives.
He seemed to agree with some of the tips the guy had. The guy said that straight guys should never dance when trying to pick up chicks. If you're a good dancer you look like a douche bag and if you're bad, you look like a spaz. The guy also says that you should create demand and tell women about some of the dates you've been on before.
He had a bunch of other tips about the first phone call, first dates and a bunch of other stuff. Greg Fitzsimmons stuck around and told a couple of stories about midgets, dwarfs and comedian Wayne Brady being a dick he told the same story when he was on Nov.
Howard then moved on and had Robin do her news. Greg sat in and commented on some of the stories Robin brought up during the news.
Check Greg's web site for his upcoming appearances at comedy clubs around the country He had a bunch of trips to give away courtesy of Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Tequila but he said had to take a break first. Before he got to the break though, he took some phone calls. A guy called in to talk to Howard about how gay the E! Howard ended up playing one of Mark Harris' gay songs as he moved on to a few more phone calls.
One guy thanked Howard for all the years he's been doing the show. He sort of complimented Artie but at the same time he called him a fat bastard. Another guy brought up something about Artie that was pretty funny. The other night they re-aired an E! The guy said that Artie wears the same stuff now that he wore back then.
Howard heard that Artie did a photo shoot for FHM magazine and he wore the standard leather jacket and jeans. Stuttering John came in and said that Artie ate a bunch of crap before the photo shoot so he wasn't worried about his weight.
John also pointed out that Artie had a giant zit on his nose this morning. Howard checked it out and said it wasn't a zit, it was like that Chang and Zang guy who had a partial conjoined twin growing out of his head. Howard mentioned his girlfriend's calendar Available at BethO. He said that people have told him that the pictures in her calendar are much better than the FHM photo shoot.
Stuttering John is one of those people so Howard ended up talking to him about his obsession with her. John was also talking about how some people are obsessed with his wife too. He said Benjy is one of them and it's kind of strange. Howard wanted John to talk about just how obsessed he is with Beth but John said he has never fantasized about sleeping with her or anything like that. Howard doesn't seem to believe that though. He wanted John to just come out with it and talk about how wacky he really is.
Howard took a break and when he came back he replayed the phony phone call that Benjy made the other day. They played it yesterday and Howard liked it enough to replay it. KC came in after the call and said that they had to edit the call because it was like 20 minutes long. He said that when Benjy called her back to get her permission to play it on the air, she still thought it was President Clinton.
Howard had a story about Jim Florentine who loves to play pranks on people all the time. He once had the waiter at a restaurant keep putting ''fresh ground pepper'' on his food until there is a pile there. KC said yesterday Jim did the same thing and had the waiter there for 8 minutes grinding fresh pepper the first time. Then the guy goes away, comes back and asks if he wants water with that.
Jim then asks for more pepper and has him grind for another 3 minutes. The manager eventually comes back and asks if he can have some more pepper and the waiter back to do it. KC said that when the guy grinds more pepper Jim farts on him. That's when KC started laughing. Jim also asked the waiter to put more pepper in the middle of his plate in case he wanted to dip. KC said that he had about an inch and a half of pepper on his grilled chicken. KC brought in a sample of the mess that Jim made and everyone said it was just a pile of pepper.
Howard has a plan to keep President Bush in the White House instead of taking time to vacation. He's taken tons of vacation and Howard has talked about that in the past. Howard is now suggesting to remodel the White House to look like a dude ranch.
He said that they can turn it into the set of ''Bonanza'' and dress up people like the characters on that show. Howard thinks Bush would love it and he'd stay in Washington DC instead of going back home to Texas to vacation. He said they could call it ''The Oval Corral.
Howard said a guy who takes as much vacation as Bush does, doesn't want to be President. Howard pointed out that the White House was changed for Presidents Kennedy and Clinton and they let women in there so why not change it for Bush? Howard moved on and took a call from a guy who asked him what he thought about ''American Idol'' last night. Howard said he thought that the girl who won has lost her voice lately.
He also pointed out how ''gay'' the show was. Howard also said that Paula Abdul has been the luckiest one from that show. He read that she just signed a record contract and they're going to try to bring her career back. Howard said he's thinking of doing his own show but with rock bands instead of pop singers. Howard said he's going to talk to some people about doing something like that.
Howard said those two should just disappear. He has no need for them on any show apparently. He also quickly talked about the judges and how he thinks that Simon Cowell is gay after last night's show. Howard said they tried to get Jenna to come on the air to talk about their relationship but Jenna refused. Howard reread the story while pulling his pud after the call and then told everyone that he thinks that because Jenna won't come on the air that it means that she's probably afraid of losing her relationship with Britney.
Robin seems to think that it means they're lovers or something like that. Howard said they'll eventually get the story out of Jenna but it might not be until they've broken up. Howard had a couple of trips to give away courtesy of Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Tequila so he played a Homeless Game with a guy who called in.
Howard played the warm up from Benjy's interview with a homeless woman who only completed school through 8th grade. He then told the listener that he had to guess 3 out of 5 correct to win the trip. Howard then played the tape of the first 5 questions. Here are the questions and the homeless woman's answers: How many testicles does a normal man have?
What are the last 4 letters of the alphabet? In the past Howard probably would have given the guy the trip but he's been sticking to the rules lately so he didn't give it to him.
Robin ended up asking Howard if he's been watching the Anna Nicole Smith show lately. He said he hasn't seen it for the past couple of weeks but that doesn't mean he doesn't dislike it. He just hasn't caught it. They spent a few minutes talking about that before Howard took a call from a guy who said that there were none of those annoying scrolls on the E! Howard figured his agent finally took care of that but he soon found out that E!
Howard took a call from another person who wanted to play for the Cabo Wabo Tequila trip. He quickly played another Homeless Game for the guy. How did John F. What is the first name of the wife of the President of the United States? What animals race in the Kentucky Derby? What do you call a tooth doctor? The caller managed to get 3 out of the first 4 questions correct so he won the trip that Howard was giving away. Howard took a break right after the game.
He was getting ready to complain about the fact that everything in the city around his apartment building was going to be jammed up because of the opening night celebration that's happening but he got sidetracked.
He spent a couple of minutes talking to Artie about betting on the games and then said that ARtie was surprised that Howard paid off on the bets they placed on the homeless game earlier. Howard said he saw Dominic out in The Hamptons while he was out there and he was bigger than ever and dressed in a light colored suit heading out to eat.
Howard got back to tonight's football celebration and said that Jon Bon Jovi and Enrique Iglesias are supposed to be performing.
Robin said they're expecting New Years Eve sized crowds for this celebration too. Howard knows it's going to wreak havoc with traffic in the city. Drew Carey Comes In. Howard said Drew must be making big money judging that by the coat he was wearing when he came in. Drew said he had to do another show after this one so he was dressed up for that. He mentioned Caroline Raye and Howard spent a couple of minutes talking about her being fat.
Howard then got back to Drew and his TV shows. He also asked Drew about how great they treat him now that he's a big TV star. He told Howard how great they treat him when he flies anywhere.
He said they used to fly him around on a private jet and stuff like that. Howard said he doesn't get that kind of treatment being in radio.
He said he makes a pretty good living but he doesn't get the treatment TV stars do. Drew spent a short time talking about his friend Sam Simon who was one of the creators of The Simpsons cartoon.
He has tons of money from that so Howard and Drew talked about that for a short time. Howard also brought up Drew's stripper girlfriend who he's broken up with. Howard soon found out that Drew is still paying for her to go to college even though they've broken up. Howard and the guys goofed on him a little bit about that and had some fun. Drew said the problems started after he forgot her birthday.
Howard said Drew will probably remember his girlfriend's birthday from now on. Drew said that he thought ''Whose Line Howard spent a short time talking to Drew about his heart condition and how he found out about that.
Drew told him about that and said that he's now watching his diet more because of it. Howard asked Drew if he's going to go to Scores while he's in town. Drew said he's got to fly to a bunch of different markets to do some promotion for his show but his dream is to one day go to a strip club with Howard.
Howard took a few more phone calls for Drew and wrapped up the interview after telling Drew he's going to finally check out his TV show this season. It's been on for 7 years and he hasn't seen it yet. He wrapped up the interview after a half hour or so.
Today Cabbie called in and made a suggestion that Howard is going to entertain. The suggestion led to Howard saying that he will hold a contest for one lucky listener to win the chance to be mentioned in his will.
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Howard didn't give a dollar amount but he will put one lucky person in the will. Howard said it should be open to everyone of his listeners but Cabbie thinks that it should be just for guys who listen.
Howard said he's going to think about it and let us know how to enter sometime in the future. Howard got off that subject and ended up talking about Stuttering John and his injured puppy for a short time. She bets that they cannot guess.
She is standing in the woods topless with her panties around her ankles. Opie hopes she gets poison ivy, Jim hopes she gets a deer tic on her clitoris. After up and down, Jeff asks if she just sanded the handle of one of her guns. Anthony guesses landing strip. Brian and Opie agree. Jeff is picturing a GI Joe- the camo option, but says the landing strip with some stubble on the side.
Jim says some kind of wacky design. She says she shaves every part of her body. She says the sound was because she has a little white string hanging out. Akil form New Orleans: Akil says he loves Jeff and Brian. Anything from Chasing Dogma to Clerks animated. He also continues babbling and saying nothing.
He asks Jimmy if Lucky Louis is before or after the chemo treatment. Ant plays a police siren to scare him off, and he hangs up. After high school, Kevin actually worked in that crappy video store, and nobody else would go there, cause it was awful, and Jeff used to go there all the time to rent movies. Opie said he used to work in a mom and pop video store in college.
When they went back to shoot Clerks 2, they walked into the video store and it was still all VHS. They never made the jump to DVD. Opie does on demand, but Anthony likes to own the classics like Caddyshack and Close Encounters. And can we please hear the masturbation story?
If we had known, we would have brought you in sooner. Brian brings up Big Kev. Earlier, they saw a monkey playing cards on tv, so now they want to know what that was all about. Jim realizes he actually worked with that monkey, on a pilot. Jim said it bonded with him more than any other person.
He gave Mikey the monkey a ride on his foot. They talk about the guy who brought a monkey a birthday cake, and the monkey ended up biting his nuts off. Jim tells another Mikey the monkey story, and Jeff asks again, who the hell is your agent? Donal plays the bitter angry loser older brother. Jim asks him what he does with his hands when he stands up. Brian asks if he has an automatic weapon that he likes to shoot topless.
Opie asks if he has any good Jay Mohr stories. They talk about how Mohr loves showing his asshole. Brian says Mewes dose the same thing. Donal tries to rephrase the question, and Jim says, yea, nonononono.
Like the difference, from 15 years ago till now, they agree that its changed so much but disagree about the merits. Donal tries to answer the question. They try to wrap up, but Donal continues. They tell Donal they only have a minute left in the show, so they ask him for the movie plug.
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Jim says, its only Someone starts slurping through as straw. Then Jim points out that they have 50 minutes left in the show. Brian said it was like being a third base coach watching all the signs go back and forth. Opie says they have nothing against Donal, he just called at a really bad moment when they were on a roll.
Back to Mikey the Monkey on the WB news. The handler says it took her four months to teach the monkey to play poker. You ruined the bit! They talk about how the newscaster must really be proud of himself for interviewing a monkey. Hey its a girl! Only if you pay for it. A friend of hers is a local critic. She gets a HUGE car wreck call for making some dumb comment about her friend the critic.
Jim says it may be the worst call he ever heard. They play the ping pong sound effect while she continues. She asks why Brian and Jeff were apprehensive? They thank Jenna for taking the fun out of the day. How did you guys get nobody from Superman or Pirates 2, but you get the whole case of Clerks 2?
Brian tells him to go watch Clerks 2 and put a patch on. Jim tells him to listen to Hank Williams Jr. He hangs up as Ant tells him to steer into an abutment. Said Jim can go home, and let Jeff stay, and Opie can play the tambourine.
Anthony asks Scott what he likes about the show. Jim calls him passive aggressive. Opie feels bad now, so Ant asks Jimmy to give Opie a ride on his foot. Jim offers Opie a tender sentiment. Some guy caught a fish that has human-like teeth. Steve C brought in a new promo. They play clips from the Wild Bill Promo with the bad acting Steve.